Tuesday, January 5, 2010

2010 fun

I have been very busy and lazy as well, so my blog is suffering. In hopes of cheering you up a bit, I will post some of the welcoming-2010-party fun I had with my friends. You are all familiar with the game ''Who-with whom-where-did what-etc.-etc." of course. I don't know what it's called and I'm not even sure it has a name at all. So here goes some of the best (you can tell that Harry Potter rules the universe).
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Edward Cullen
with He Who Must Not Be Named
in the attic
were singing "Ooops... I did it again"
Jesus saw it
and said: Stop it, or I'mma come in swinging!
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An angsty Harry Potter
with the Pussycat Dolls
were giving lapdances
in the Room of Requirement
Christiano Ronaldo saw it
and said: I will not tolerate this!
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Albus Dumbledore
with Snape
in a secret passagway
were petting each other
Padfoot saw it
and said: Merlin's pants! I would have never though this possible!
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Prof. Lupin
with a house-elf
in the Slytherin common room
were using their wands in a wrong way
Luna Lovegood saw it
and said: I'd rather be kissed by a Dementor than witness this.
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An alien
with a crazy bitch
in the White House
were making out
Lucius Malfoy saw it
and said: Someone call 911!
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Little doggy
with fluffy cats
in the back of a limo
were shaving legs
a Hippogriff saw it
and said: Ten points from Hufflepuff!
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Voldy-pants
with the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets
at Hogwarts
were playing dress-up
the Pope saw it
and said: Now,this is getting out of hand.
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P.S. Happy New Year to all of you! And thanks for reading my little blog.